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This is funny stuff: Top Ten Verses Never Preached on at Church
I would submit this as one of the most ridiculous verses in the Bible and quite possibly the worst advice anyone could give anybody:

The young men who grew up with him spoke to him, saying, “Thus you shall say to this people who spoke to you, saying, ‘Your father made our yoke heavy, now you make it lighter for us!’ But you shall speak to them, ‘My little finger is thicker than my father’s loins! Whereas my father loaded you with a heavy yoke, I will add to your yoke; my father disciplined you with whips, but I will discipline you with scorpions!!!!!!!!!!’ Muhahahahahahaha — 1 Kings 12:8-11

Who says this kind of stuff?!?! Ok, so I added the evil laughter, but man, Rehoboam must have made his father turn in his grave with some of his decisions. A shame he couldn’t get his father’s wisdom. Or even a small || fraction.